So I'm sure you've seen the GLORIOUS PENIS in the Daily Deviations, right?

Why do I have the feeling that it didn't take a monkey with a camera to think of something like that? The little foggy blurry effects were not flattering, and guess what? Its just. A penis.
But aaaaaaaooow lawdeh, don't disagree, or you get rules thrown at you. Jesus Christ e_e
Here's the art.
[link]And here's Rule #18 and glorious #873.
Who selects the Daily Deviation and how is it chosen?
The Daily Deviation is a daily staff feature chosen from the galleries here on deviantART.
The selecting administrator may be a Volunteer Gallery Moderator or other staff/volunteer member who has been granted the necessary access to the special selection tools.
A small assortment of submissions are chosen each day by this select group of staff/volunteer members who wish to showcase an image which they found impressive or otherwise interesting enough to deserve being brought to the attention of the community-at-large. It is important to note that selections need not be of professional quality in order to be featured for the day.
Individual staff/volunteers may show different levels of activity which may lead to certain genres or types of artwork to be chosen more often than others. If you believe that a certain type of artwork is being overlooked or under-represented please feel free to offer suggestions by noting or emailing the appropriate staff/volunteer member listed below. NOTE: Anyone can suggest a daily deviation.
What do I do when I disapprove of a Daily Deviation feature?
A Daily Deviation is intended to give an artist a chance to be seen by a large portion of the community and as not everyone has the same tastes, it is obvious that you may not appreciate every piece that is selected as a daily deviation.
If you have a problem with a particular Daily Deviation feature, do NOT leave your disapproval among the other comments on the piece. It is disrespectful to the artist featured, the person who chose it and/or the person that suggested it.
If you absolutely must voice your disapproval of a selected feature, feel free to note $Moonbeam13 however, unless the image violates policy in some way, it is highly unlikely it will be removed.
In severe cases, if you "flame" or harass a featured artist, you may be banned.Now, I gave a comment like "Lovely? Possibly, how how this is worth a daily deviation is beyond me." Nothing too negative, just an open-ended statement expressing my confusion. And I got commented back by two people who all they did was throw rules at me. And I can meet them halfway--if I truly didn't like it, I didn't need to comment, but I WANT to know why this was so great. Seriously!
And you know what happened? In a respectful way mind you, I was told "We cannot tell you WHY it's great, however, don't tell US that you think it's not."
And to put it simply?

And when the gallery mod told me that daily deviations aren't chosen on worth, I HIIIIIGHLY disagree. These moderators underestimate the power of a DD and what it means to the artist and the community. I got a Popular once, and I felt hugely honored--did I expect negative comments? YES. BECAUSE I AM AN ARTIST, DAMN IT. Its what we DO, we take BOTH criticism spectra, don't we?? To get a Daily Deviation, a moderator endorsed piece of art, it should be an honorable experience, because if their precious rules don't lie, and ANYTHING can be chosen, then your art has to have SOME kind of worth, doesn't it? Of COURSE, or you'd see a flurry of cellphone pics and notebook doodles on your front page!! Tell me I'm not crazy!!
And, back to the subject matter--a PENIS guys, one taken at mid view--abs to thigh--under a grayscale filter. Glorious, amirite?

And I will not dock artistic nude--some people here do beautiful work! Perhaps though I think it gets overexposure when there are so many deviants doing such great things.
And then as an artist, I cannot forget my roots, and whatever happened to the masterpieces of Picasso and Michaelangelo and stunning pieces like "The Sistine Chapel" and "The Milkmaid" and such? When back in the day, it took so much talent and patience and heart to get noticed, to get recognition, and even STILL were you criticized--and now we have today where it is so easy to do just anything and get appraisal for everything.
Just look at us!! We're living in a society where you can't even disagree! LOVE WHAT I DO AND IF YOU HATE IT, I'LL GIVE YOU HELL, BAAAAAAAAAAAAW. What merit is an artist if all they receive is what they want to hear? Where is the change? Where is the growth??
I wonder if our artists have lost touch...I wonder if art itself, on today's standards, has lost integrity. Saying you're an artist now is merely laughable in society; I hope people like you ask why that is.
And before I get lashed, a disclaimer: In no way am I denying the artistic integrity of the deviant behind the less preferred Daily Deviation, nor can I speak for the work put into such a piece.[EDIT]
Well I kinda got just what I wanted, but at the same time, my question lies unanswered. Check the comment below for details.
I had an interesting thought...now hear me out on this guys...
If that can be suggested as a DD then maybe we should take it back to a more simple time! Find mundane things and point out how much they're LOADED WITH ARTISTIC AMBROSIA. Example: I'm staring at a paper clip. I should take a picture. Suggest it, hope it gets nominated, and REVEL IN THE GLORY.
..WAIT, GENIUS IDEA GAIS!!
Okay, what if, right? Someone took their cellphone...and like..took a picture of themselves in the bathroom, right? Like, they're naked, right? And they're pointing it at a mirror, y'know? For like, a MySpace profile shot...
And like...let's all suggest it for a DD!! Oooohmygoood I'm SUCH a genius! And let's see if people follow the rules and don't question it at all, right? Just inflate the hell out of the artist's ego with all kinds of positivity and hope that it doesn't start a shitstorm. Like, no one question it at all, no matter how simple it may be or how "everyone does it" or how it probably took 14 seconds and one and a half more minutes after only cuz it had to be taken off the phone.
.........
OH WAIT, THAT happened not too long ago, HUUUUUUUUUUUUR, and it DID start a shitstorm, DA'S SO AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOME

Perhaps the community isn't as dumb as we thought, eh? Don't tell the mods that, that will be our little secret

And I guess this taught us something, didn't it? It taught us that
assuming truly does make an ass out of people, even when you confront them.